1. Boy:: may I hold yr hand? 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/
Girl:: no thanks, it isn’t heavy.


2. Girl:: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy:: You love me...


3. Boy:: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl:: how soon??


4. Man:: You remind me of the sea.
Woman:: because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man:: NO, because you make me sick.


5. teacher:: wt do u call a person who keeps on talking when ppl are no longer interested?
Pupil:: a teacher


6. Teacher:: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam:: It's a family tradition.
Teacher:: What do you mean?
Sam:: sir, My grandparents was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher:: What about your mother?
Sam:: She's a woman.


7. Teacher:: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
One student:: Because George still had the axe in his hand.