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One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition -- If I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reasons.
"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.

写作文
一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。