Rebellious Stage 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/
My teenage son was at that rebellious stage when a parent's endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he asked me to help him pick a shirt to wear to a party. On his bed were the choices: blue, white and beige.
"I like the blue one," I said.
"What's your second choice?"
"The white one."
"Thanks," he said and put on the beige shirt.

顶牛的年龄
我那十来岁的儿子正是爱顶牛的年龄，父母说东他偏往西。一次他要去参加一个晚会，请我帮他选一件衬衫。这可把我乐坏了。他床上有几件衬衫：蓝的、白的和米色的。
”我喜欢蓝的。“我说。
”然后你再喜欢哪件？“
”白的。“
”多谢了。“他说完便穿上了那件米色的衬衫。