Big Head 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one -- use your hat."

大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我取乐，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说。“你脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去到店里买10磅土豆来。”
“兜子在哪儿呢？”
“我没有兜子－－就用你的帽子吧。”