What Can I Say in Five Minutes? 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/
When we got our long-distance phone bill, we found that our daughter, Canthy, had been making 60-minute calls to a boyfriend away at college. "From now on," her father said firmly, "your calls are limited to five minutes."
"Dad, what can I say in five minutes?" Canthy wailed.
"Call me back," he answered.

五分钟我能说什么？
当我们接到长途电话帐单时，发现我们的女儿凯西经常给在外地上大学的男朋友打长达60分钟的电话。“从现在开始，”她爸爸坚决地说，“你打电话的时间限制在五分钟之内。”
“爸爸，五分钟我能说什么呀？“凯西哀号者说。
”你能说，我现在挂上，你拨电话找我。“他回答。