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Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on “The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

懒惰的结果
妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下？
约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为”懒惰的结果“的作文，我交了一张白卷。