He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

He tells you that he has never told a lie.

A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."

His Law Firm is "Dewey, Cheathm & How!"

He asks the Judge, "How is your wife and my kids?"

A prison guard is shaving your head.