A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. 来自幽默学英语网http://www.linkstom.cn/humor/
"That's unfair !" he cried. 
"I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." 
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"